Attack of the Preserves.

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People who are about to eat toast i salute you!!

Rant time!!

Why, oh, why are those little pots of jam and marmalade you get in hotels and coffee shops never big enough to cover the entire slice??

You open the little container of your chosen spread (blackcurrant jam in this case), you scrape it out and onto your toast with your knife, it is at this point you can see that it will not cover the entire slice, so you check the little basket for more and then you find that you have taken the last blackcurrant jam, and there's never a waitress(or waiter) around when you want one to top up the jam basket, so unless you want to mix in a bit of strawberry or raspberry you'll have to make do...

Now comes the hard decision... do you spread the jam all over in a too thin way or do you pick a part of the toast to remain jam free... the corners maybe or just one half...

Personally i spread the jam in the centre, that way i can eat all round the edges until i reach the jammy middle, it's the same tactic i employ for jam donut consumption.

Anyhow, that is my rant of the day. I hope the same misfortune does not befall you dear Toastofiles.

Be safe and remember... Eat Toast :)

Monday, September 19, 2005 posted by Ysblander/Glory/Kudos @ 5:31 PM