Marmalade or Orange Jam??

Jam or not Jam...

Strawberry, blackberry, raspberry...

Jams all of them,and all lovely and jammy but one jam above all others gets it's own name...

Why are Oranges so special that they get their own name??

Not Orange Jam, oh no... Oranges are better than that...

Orange Jam gets to be called Marmalade...

This is the question we must answer...

Perhaps we can give all the other jams of the world their own name... maybe Strawberry jam should be called "Ortignul" from now on.

Blackberry jam should be named "Gerungal"

Elderberry jam can be "Termulsack"

Raspberry jam can be called "Hautygon"


"What do you fancy on your toast this morning Ethel? How about a nice bit of Gerungal or how about some tangy Ortignul??"

"No Ted, you know what i fancy? A nice toasted tea cake dripping with Termulsack"

(That last one sounds a bit like a problem of the testicular area i know but still a names a name...)


Jams of the world should be free to have their own names and no longer should the simple Orange be alone raised above the others, equality, parity, this is what is needed!

Wednesday, August 17, 2005 posted by Ysblander/Glory/Kudos @ 11:42 AM