I Love Public Transportation

But, OH MY GAWD! I absolutely loathe some of the public being transported on it!
They:
~ pick their noses
~ cut their nails
~ polish their nails
~ paint their nails - in fact they do just about anything you possibly can with your nails when travelling on public transportation!
~ including biting them!
~ chew gum too loudly - in fact chewing gum shouldn't have any sound!
~ make odd noises that I don't even know what stem from
~ talk too loudly on their mobiles
~ talk too loudly on their mobiles about things that are definitely too private to be heard in public!
~ enter public transportation smelling like they haven't a) brushed their teeth for a week b) showered since before this millenium
~ bump into other people's backpacks like the backpack is FUCKING INVISIBLE!
~ fight with their significant other
~ yell at their children
~ step on other people's feet

Oh Lord, wont you buy me a Mercedes Benz??

Monday, November 08, 2004 posted by Wardi @ 3:38 PM