Americans, Why Is Your Relationship With Sex So Absurd??

Internet, I've been to the beach.

Summer is here for real, so Wardi went to the beach. Now, I don't go swimming at the beach, cause I have a fear of being suked out to sea, never to be seen again. So I just sit and enjoy the sun and the sound of the waves. I feel very calm and relaxed now. Why can't every day be like today??

You're wondering about the sex thing now, aren't you?

If you buy your sex toys in Alabama you'll be in big doo-doo from now on! It's the law! {via translucence.org} Do I have to pint out how ridiculous this is? Thought so.

Reading the article, you come across this snippet:
The state law bans only the sale of sex toys, not their possession, the court said, and it doesn't regulate other items including condoms or virility drugs.
Well, that's a relief. Although, I suppose, if you'd prohibit the use of virility drugs, there'd be little use for condoms.

America probably produces more porn and erotica than any other place; yet you have laws like that one in Alabama. it's like you're all obsessed with sex. Either with having it or not having it. And God forbid you talk about it??

There were top-less women on the beach. That's normal in Denmark, it's not just a nudist "thing". Would this occur on a public beach in America?

Friday, July 30, 2004 posted by Wardi @ 3:23 PM